Ace Ventura Tested
Spent sometime this morning playing Ace Ventura Pet Detective. I’m sure all you Jim Carey fans remember the opening scene where Ace kicks his package from the truck to the customer.
Well, here at MarJan’s Marketplace your package is (A.V.T.) “Ace Ventura Tested” in our Shipping Department to “Ace’s” strictest standards. Even USPS can’t damage your package once it leaves MarJan’s loading docks, and it is a very breakable product.
The “AVT” included the package being literally whipped against cement walls numerous times, slammed against the floor and smashed with my special “Ace Ventura Package Crushing Tester”.
I’m here to report my first ebay product line passed the “AVT” with flying colors. Your product is double boxed inside a USPS Flat Rate Box, the product box is wrapped in bubble wrap and every square inch of the outer USPS Flat Rate Box is filled with my “Squeaking Friends”.
Gooooolllllleeeeeeee that was fun!!!!
I can’t wait to test my next ebay product line.
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